OGAWD DIDN'T TAKE INTO ACCOUNT perhaps the most effective potentialsubterfuge. He always thinks too high and mighty! But the evil adagesays: if you can't beat 'em, impersonate 'em. As an alternative tocatching up on the years of pharmaceutical research that must have goneinto the making of this miracle agent, the thought occurred to me and myminions to merely mix all the ugliest elements in a pot, take whatevercomes out, and pass it off to the gullible, pill-gulping populace as pureguava. Dumbass idealists, didn't even think to come up with a "Real" or"100% Pure" glyph to authenticate their brand of bottled sunshine. Wecalled the operation BlackMidnight.

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