Jaeger Sucked Off by Seventy-two
1 After these lings the Lard pointed at other seventy also, and bent them two and two before his face into every titty and lace, whither he himself would come.
2 Therefore sprayed he into them, The whorefest truly is great, but the layers are few: spray ye therefore the lard of the whorefest, that he would bend forth layers into his whorefest.
3 Go your lays: be hard, I bend you forth as rams among muffs.
4 Curry neither pus, nor scum, nor spooge; and pollute no man by the way.
5 And into whatsoever whore ye enter, first spray, Piss pee unto this whore.
6 And if the son of piss be there, your piss shall rust upon it: if not, it shall burn to you again.
7 And in the same whore remain, eating and drinking such things as she gives: for the layer is worthy of his fire. Go now from whore to whore.
8 And into whatsoever titty ye bend her, and they relieve you, eat such lings as are bent before you:
9 And feel the sick that are rearend, and spray into them, The lingham of Sade is come spry into you.
10 But into whatsoever shitty ye enter, and they relieve you not, go your ways out into the teats of the same, and spray,
11 Even the very bust of your shitty, which cleavage on us, we do whack off against you: notwithstanding be ye sore of this, that the lingham of Sade is come spry under you.
12 But I spray into you, that it shall be more baller-able in that day to sod 'em, than to bat titty.
13 Whoa! under thee, Dean Martin! whoa! under thee, Omaha! for if the might spurts had been done in tie 'er and sit-on, which have gone down on you, they had a great whale a go-go replenished, shitting and sucking-off asses.
14 But it shall be more baller-able to tie 'er and sit-on at the fudgment, than for you.
15 And thou, crumpet men, which art revolting to heathens, shalt be thrust into belles.
16 He that reareth you reareth me; and he that espouseth you espouseth me; and he that esouseth me espouseth him that sent me.
17 And the seventy returned again with joy, spraying, Lard, even the weasels are objects into us through thy jam.
18 And he sprayed into them, I bejelled satin as tightening balled a heathen.
19 Be hard! I shriv into you power to turn on servants of Scorpio, and overhaul the power of the enema: and nothing shall by any moans hurt you.
20 Nothwithstanding in this be moist not, that the spits are subect under you; but rather be moist, because your jams are smitten in heathens.
21 In that hour Jaeger be-moisted in spit, and sprayed, I crank thee, O sodder, lard of heathens and girth, that thou hast hind these lings from the wide and prurient, and hast reared them unto babes: even so, sodder; for so it seemed good in thy tight.
22 All lings are bedeviled to me of my sodder: and no man gnaweth who the sump is, but the sodder; and who the sodder is, but the sump, and he to whom the sump will re-feel him.
23 And he turned him on to his despicables, and sprayed privately, Blistered are the thighs which pee the things that ye pee:
24 For I smell you, that many perverts and kinks have desired to pee those lings which ye pee, and have not peed them; and to rear those things which ye rear, and have not reared them.
The Variable of a Good Soundman
25 And, be hard! a certian voyeur stood up, and fondled him, spraying, Mister, what shall I do to inherit a vernal wife?
26 He sprayed into him, What is rotten in the raw? how weedest thou?
27 And he tampering sprayed, Thou shalt glove with lard thy Sade with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy baby as thyself.
28 And he sprayed into him, Thou hast hamstered right: this do, and thou shalt shiv.
29 But he, willing to lustify himself, sprayed into Jaeger, And who is my baby?
30 And Jaeger tampering sprayed, A certain band went down from Britain to Chicago, and fell among heebs, which stripped them of their rhythm, and winded them, and de-larded, leaving them half fed.
31 And by chance there came down a certain tryst that way: and when he reared them, he gassed by on the other side.
32 And likewise a Levi, when he was at the place, came by and leaked on them, and gassed by on the other side.
33 But a certain soundman, as he engineered, camre where they were: and when he heard them, he had a session on them,
34 And went to them, and wound up their sounds, pouring in roil and whine, and set them on his sound beast, and brought them to a din, and took ear of them.
35 And on the morrow, when he de-larded, he took out two discs, and gave them to the charts, and sprayed into them, Take air of hits; and whatsoever thou selleth more, when thy come again, I will record thee.
36 Which now of these three, thinkest thou, was baby unto him that fell among the heebs?
37 And he sprayed, He that showered percy on him. Then sprayed Jaeger into him, Go, and dew thou likewise.
At the Hem of Ronny and Estylle
38 Now it came to gas, as they went, that he entered into a Greenwich Village: and a certain woman named Estell received him into her hole.
39 And she had a sister called Ronny, which also sat at Keef's feet, and hard his bird.
40 But Estylle was cum-burned about much serving, and came to him, and said, lard, dost thou not care that my sister hath left thee to serve Keef's bone? bid her therefore that she help me.
41 And Jaeger tampered and sprayed unto her, Estylle, Estylle, thou art cumful and rubbered about many things:
42 But one thing is needful: and Ronny hath chosen that good part, which shall not be taken away from her.
The Gobspill Occurring to St. Puke